前女友的1000种死法 歌词是什么？

My heart is paralyzed 我的心脏已经麻痹
　　My head was oversized 我的头脑已经混乱不堪
　　I'll take the high road like I should 早知道我就该走捷径
　　You said it's meant to be 你曾说这命中注定
　　That it's not you, it's me 错误全在我 而与你无关　
　　You're leaving now for my own good 分手倒是为我着想
　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 这样是很潇洒 但若我的朋友问及你的去处 我会这么说
　　She went down in an airplane 她乘的飞机坠毁了
　　Fried getting suntan 晒太阳浴时被烤焦了　
　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 坠入装满泥沙的水泥搅拌机里
　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 帮帮我 帮帮改局我 我从来都不擅长分手
　　She met a shark under water 她在水里碰到了鲨鱼
　　Fell and no one caught her 落水了却无人能救她一命
　　I returned everything I ever bought her 我退掉了我买给她的所有纪念
　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 帮帮我 帮帮我 我已经编不出谎言　
　　And ways to say you died 无法想出你的死因
　　My pride still feels the sting 我的自尊仍然感受着那种刺痛
　　You were my everything 你曾是我的一切
　　Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) 总有一天我会找到像你一样的佳人　
　　She'll think I'm Superman 也许她会觉得我是她的超人
　　Not super mini van 而不是小面包车
　　How could you leave on Yom Kippur? 你怎么能在赎罪日上离我而去
　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 这样是很潇洒 但若我的朋友问及你的去处 我会这么和亮说
　　She was caught in a mudslide 她被泥石流埋实了
　　Eaten by a lion 被狮子吞了
　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 被一辆破紫塞恩车撞飞了
　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 帮帮我 帮帮我 我从来不擅长分手
　　She got lost in the desert 她在沙漠里迷失了方向
　　Drown in a hot tub 泡热水澡时溺死了
　　Danced to death at an east side night club 在东区夜店跳到心力衰竭而死
　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 帮帮我 帮帮我 我已编不出谎言
　　And ways to say you died 无法想出更多你的死因
　　I wanna live a thousand lives with you 我想和你过一辈子 今生今世永不分离
　　I wanna be the one you're dying to Love... 我想要成为你宁死都爱着的核棚让人
　　But you don't want to 可是你却不愿意
　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 这样是很潇洒 但若我的朋友问及你的去处 我会这么说
　　That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 这样是很潇洒 但若我的朋友问及你的去处 我会这么说　
　　She went down in an airplane 她乘的飞机坠毁了
　　Fried getting suntan 晒太阳浴时被烤焦了　
　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 坠入装满泥沙的水泥搅拌机里
　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 帮帮我 帮帮我 我从来都不擅长分手
　　She met a shark under water 她在水里碰到了鲨鱼
　　Fell and no one caught her 落水了却无人能救她一命
　　I returned everything I ever bought her 我退掉了我买给她的所有纪念
　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 帮帮我 帮帮我 我已经编不出谎言　
　　She was caught in a mudslide 她被泥石流埋实了
　　Eaten by a lion 被狮子吞了
　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 被一辆破紫塞恩车撞飞了
　　Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! 帮帮我 帮帮我 我从来不擅长分手
　　She got lost in the desert 她在沙漠里迷失了方向
　　Drown in a hot tub 泡热水澡时溺死了
　　Danced to death at an east side night club 在东区夜店跳到心力衰竭而死
　　Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies 帮帮我 帮帮我 我已编不出谎言
　　And ways to say you died 无法想出更多你的死因